Saturday, June 9, 2012
Brain Exercise
I'm sure you must have seen or read this somewhere. I just felt you ought to see it, that's if, you've not already. Enjoy it.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain.
Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your mind and . . . begin.
1. What do you put in a toaster?
The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please donot attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over-stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said"green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to
question four.
4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East
Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in"no man's land"?
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question.
5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour?
Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question.
6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
Answer: Oh, for goodness sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!
Thursday, May 10, 2012
How to Date by Zodiacs
I grew up reading about the horoscopes in the national dailies as a young boy. I use to believe in the forecast written. I read wide even more while growing. I learned I'd actually make good use of the zodiacs without believing in the forecast.
Hence, I decided to write this piece. Bet you didn't know I'd be a love-doctor :D. Enjoy and do kindly drop your comment(s). Thanks.
Aries are the bubbly, happy-go-lucky type. They're the life of the party! How do you get your Aries interested in you? They're like puppies. They get bored fast so make sure you give them a lot of attention! Give them a back rub, send a text, get creative! Don't get too needy tho, they will get tired of it!
#Aries Key Characteristics: Outgoing, active, pioneering, aggressive, self-centered, headstrong, impulsive, independent, and enthusiastic.
Taurus's like to be in control, they like to have the last word. How do you get a Taurus interested in you? Although they feel comfortable when they're in full control, gently nudge them out of their comfort zone. Let them be feisty at first but be careful. If you push too far, this could backfire, but if you do it just right, you're good!
#Taurus Key Characteristics: Stable, practical, sensuous, persistent, stubborn, thorough, wealthy, nature-loving, and reliable.
There are 2 sides to a gemini: playful and serious. Take advantage of their playfulness and get them interested in you with some playful flirting! If they're serious, make them feel important. Offer them in on one of your secrets! Game plan: flirt and flatter!
#Gemini Key Characteristics: Quick-witted, inquisitive, flexible, talkative, many-sided, variety-seeking, superficial, and nervous.
Cancers are shy and need some comfort in trust. How do you crack their shell? Take the lead and plan something. Maybe a dinner, a movie, or a day in the park? They'll feel better and open up if you take the wheel and make the first move! Once you spend some time together, you'll develop that trust.
#Cancer Key Characteristics: Nurturing, intuitive, comfort-loving, tenacious, irrational, living in the past, acquisitive, and clinging.
Leos do not like to feel like they are a lion trapped in a cage! Keep this in mind when you're trying to get close to one. Gently get to know them and stay away from getting your head bitten off! Once you've gotten through their layer, they will be hooked!
#Leo Key Characteristics: Dramatic, generous, honorable, fun-loving, attention-seeking, dominant, self-glorifying, and warm.
Virgos are dreamers and they want their dreams to be a reality. How do you work with this? Try discovering everything there is to know about them early: the good and the bad. This way, when they discover your flaws, they may realize that neither of you are perfect!
#Virgo Key Characteristics Detail-oriented, helpful, unassuming, accurate, orderly, sensible, duty-bound, shy, and criticizing.
Although they appear balanced and composed, Libras are not so calm underneath. How do you win the heart of a Libra? Approach them carefully and sincerely, no head games! They will appreciate this... they love the sweet nothings!
#Libra Key Characteristics: Relationship-oriented, co-operative, charming, refined, sociable, approval-seeking, indecisive, and fawning.
Scorpios are impulsive, sexual, spiritual, and mysterious. How do you get one interested in you? Think outside the box. No dinner and a movie dates. Try a walk through a tea garden, something different! Be careful though, Scorpios can be control freaks. Give them the last word!
#Scorpio Key Characteristics: Intense, secretive, sexual, regenerative, determined, compulsive, vindictive, sarcastic, and destructive.
A Sagittarius loves a life full of variety! How do you win the heart of a Sagittarius? Don't do the same date twice. What worked the first time, won't necessarily work the second time. Spice it up, get creative! Keep them guessing what you will come up with next and they will be hooked!
#Sagittarius Key Characteristics: Enthusiastic, optimistic, ethical, travel-loving, straightforward, eager, risk-taking, and restless.
Capricorns set goals and achieve them. They take everything serious, even dating. How do you work with this? Your first impression is all that matters so do your homework and prepare! If you want to impress them, you've really got to impress them! Plan everything to a tee and you will be fine!
#Capricorn Key Characteristics: Serious,hard-working, realistic, authoritative, trustworthy, down-to-Earth, rigid, conservative, and disciplined.
An aquarius loves learning things just for the sake of expanding their knowledge. Win them over by taking them to a museum for a date or to see a documentary. Give them something to ponder over and they will be happy!
#Aquarius Key Characteristics: Friendly, scientific, humanitarian, group-oriented, non-conforming, detached, rebellious, and innovative.
A Pisces is comparable to a 4-year-old who keeps asking 'why?' How do you get a Pisces interested in you? Don't feel obligated to always give a right answer, but make sure you keep the conversation going! Make them feel comfortable and go with the flow and they will love your company!
#Pisces Key Characteristics: Imaginative,sympathetic, artistic,inspired, sentimental, self-sacrificing, dreamy, self-deceiving.
Hence, I decided to write this piece. Bet you didn't know I'd be a love-doctor :D. Enjoy and do kindly drop your comment(s). Thanks.
Aries are the bubbly, happy-go-lucky type. They're the life of the party! How do you get your Aries interested in you? They're like puppies. They get bored fast so make sure you give them a lot of attention! Give them a back rub, send a text, get creative! Don't get too needy tho, they will get tired of it!
#Aries Key Characteristics: Outgoing, active, pioneering, aggressive, self-centered, headstrong, impulsive, independent, and enthusiastic.
Taurus's like to be in control, they like to have the last word. How do you get a Taurus interested in you? Although they feel comfortable when they're in full control, gently nudge them out of their comfort zone. Let them be feisty at first but be careful. If you push too far, this could backfire, but if you do it just right, you're good!
#Taurus Key Characteristics: Stable, practical, sensuous, persistent, stubborn, thorough, wealthy, nature-loving, and reliable.
There are 2 sides to a gemini: playful and serious. Take advantage of their playfulness and get them interested in you with some playful flirting! If they're serious, make them feel important. Offer them in on one of your secrets! Game plan: flirt and flatter!
#Gemini Key Characteristics: Quick-witted, inquisitive, flexible, talkative, many-sided, variety-seeking, superficial, and nervous.
Cancers are shy and need some comfort in trust. How do you crack their shell? Take the lead and plan something. Maybe a dinner, a movie, or a day in the park? They'll feel better and open up if you take the wheel and make the first move! Once you spend some time together, you'll develop that trust.
#Cancer Key Characteristics: Nurturing, intuitive, comfort-loving, tenacious, irrational, living in the past, acquisitive, and clinging.
Leos do not like to feel like they are a lion trapped in a cage! Keep this in mind when you're trying to get close to one. Gently get to know them and stay away from getting your head bitten off! Once you've gotten through their layer, they will be hooked!
#Leo Key Characteristics: Dramatic, generous, honorable, fun-loving, attention-seeking, dominant, self-glorifying, and warm.
Virgos are dreamers and they want their dreams to be a reality. How do you work with this? Try discovering everything there is to know about them early: the good and the bad. This way, when they discover your flaws, they may realize that neither of you are perfect!
#Virgo Key Characteristics Detail-oriented, helpful, unassuming, accurate, orderly, sensible, duty-bound, shy, and criticizing.
Although they appear balanced and composed, Libras are not so calm underneath. How do you win the heart of a Libra? Approach them carefully and sincerely, no head games! They will appreciate this... they love the sweet nothings!
#Libra Key Characteristics: Relationship-oriented, co-operative, charming, refined, sociable, approval-seeking, indecisive, and fawning.
Scorpios are impulsive, sexual, spiritual, and mysterious. How do you get one interested in you? Think outside the box. No dinner and a movie dates. Try a walk through a tea garden, something different! Be careful though, Scorpios can be control freaks. Give them the last word!
#Scorpio Key Characteristics: Intense, secretive, sexual, regenerative, determined, compulsive, vindictive, sarcastic, and destructive.
A Sagittarius loves a life full of variety! How do you win the heart of a Sagittarius? Don't do the same date twice. What worked the first time, won't necessarily work the second time. Spice it up, get creative! Keep them guessing what you will come up with next and they will be hooked!
#Sagittarius Key Characteristics: Enthusiastic, optimistic, ethical, travel-loving, straightforward, eager, risk-taking, and restless.
Capricorns set goals and achieve them. They take everything serious, even dating. How do you work with this? Your first impression is all that matters so do your homework and prepare! If you want to impress them, you've really got to impress them! Plan everything to a tee and you will be fine!
#Capricorn Key Characteristics: Serious,hard-working, realistic, authoritative, trustworthy, down-to-Earth, rigid, conservative, and disciplined.
An aquarius loves learning things just for the sake of expanding their knowledge. Win them over by taking them to a museum for a date or to see a documentary. Give them something to ponder over and they will be happy!
#Aquarius Key Characteristics: Friendly, scientific, humanitarian, group-oriented, non-conforming, detached, rebellious, and innovative.
A Pisces is comparable to a 4-year-old who keeps asking 'why?' How do you get a Pisces interested in you? Don't feel obligated to always give a right answer, but make sure you keep the conversation going! Make them feel comfortable and go with the flow and they will love your company!
#Pisces Key Characteristics: Imaginative,sympathetic, artistic,inspired, sentimental, self-sacrificing, dreamy, self-deceiving.
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