TIPS FOR HAVING A HAPPY FAMILY

I stumbled upon this piece and I decided to share. Please read, it is important for every one who hopes to have a family someday or have got a family already; For the man; 1. You must provide for your wife. Don't allow your wife to provide for you. 2. Marriage is for two advanced forgivers. Don't allow grudges to build up, they create walls. 3. Prevent evil from happening to your wife. Prevent people from taking your wife for a ride. 4. Permit your wife to shine. Give her some place and space. Make her feel important. 5. When last did you open the door for your wife? It is not about culture, it is about honour. 6. Be kind to your wife. Grow as a man. Provide for her. You can not react to every thing as a man. 7. Your greatest thing as a man is in your home. 8. Don't starve your wife of sex. And for the Woman: 1. Don't marry a man because of what he drives but what drives him. 2. Seduce your husband. Don't always allow your husband to ask for sex. As a woman your under wear should match. 3. You must be a different woman to your husband every time. Be creative. Don't be predictable. Give him what he wants. 4. Everyone woman has an influence. If you lose influence over your husband you have lost womanhood. 5. You must learn to synchronise with your husband. Be part of his plans. 6. Don't have too many children. Sex is not all about making children. Dress to please your husband. 7. Don't fix time to have sex with your husband. When a man is sexually satisfied he is emotionally stable. 8. As a woman you should invest in yourself so you can adequately support him. Build your self as a woman.

Brain Exercise

I'm sure you must have seen or read this somewhere. I just felt you ought to see it, that's if, you've not already. Enjoy it. Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert. The saying: "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain. Below is a very private way to gauge your loss or non-loss of intelligence. So take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still a MENSA candidate. OK, relax, clear your mind and . . . begin. 1. What do you put in a toaster? The answer is bread. If you said "toast", then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread", go to question 2. 2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink? Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk", please donot attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over-stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as "Children's World". If you said, "water" then proceed to question three. 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from? Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said"green bricks", what the heck are you still doing here reading these questions? If you said "glass", then go on to question four. 4. Twenty years ago, a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors - East Germany or West Germany or in"no man's land"? Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors" then proceed to the next question. 5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60th of a degree every minute then how many degrees will the hour hand move in one hour? Answer: One degree. If you said "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree", you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn your pencil in and exit the room. Everyone else proceed to the final question. 6. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver? Answer: Oh, for goodness sake! It was YOU, Read the first line!!!